{"product_id":"hila","title":"“Worse Than Yours” Wall Art","description":"\u003cstyle\u003e\n\/* UK Clean \u0026 Funny Home Decor Style — Mobile Optimised *\/\n.plate-uk {\n  max-width: 800px;\n  margin: 0 auto;\n  padding: 20px 14px;\n  font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacMacSystemFont, \"Segoe UI\", Roboto, sans-serif;\n  color: #2d2d2d;\n  line-height: 1.7;\n  background: #ffffff;\n  box-sizing: border-box;\n}\n\n\/* Headings *\/\n.plate-uk h2 {\n  font-size: 22px;\n  font-weight: 600;\n  color: #0b7798;\n  margin: 36px 0 20px;\n  padding-bottom: 10px;\n  border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0;\n  text-align: center;\n}\n\n.plate-uk h3 {\n  font-size: 18px;\n  font-weight: 600;\n  color: #977253;\n  margin: 24px 0 12px;\n}\n\n\/* Images *\/\n.plate-uk img {\n  max-width: 100%;\n  height: auto;\n  display: block;\n  margin: 22px auto;\n  border-radius: 16px;\n  box-shadow: 0 4px 14px rgba(0,0,0,0.06);\n}\n\n\/* Hero Title *\/\n.hero-title {\n  font-size: 19px;\n  font-weight: 600;\n  text-align: center;\n  color: #0b7798;\n  margin: 10px 0 10px;\n}\n\n.slogan {\n  text-align: center;\n  font-size: 16px;\n  font-weight: 600;\n  color: #fa856b;\n  margin: 0 0 20px;\n}\n\n\/* Intro *\/\n.intro {\n  text-align: center;\n  font-size: 15px;\n  margin: 0 0 24px;\n  color: #333;\n}\n\n\/* Feature Card *\/\n.feature-card {\n  background: #fcfbf9;\n  border-left: 4px solid #a88161;\n  border-radius: 14px;\n  padding: 18px 22px;\n  margin: 16px 0;\n  box-shadow: 0 2px 8px rgba(0,0,0,0.04);\n}\n\n.feature-card strong {\n  color: #a88161;\n}\n\n\/* Gift Section *\/\n.gift-title {\n  color: #ba8d69;\n}\n\n\/* Lists *\/\n.plate-uk ul {\n  padding-left: 22px;\n  margin: 16px 0;\n}\n.plate-uk li {\n  margin: 8px 0;\n  font-size: 15px;\n}\n\n\/* Info Card *\/\n.info-card {\n  background: #f7f7f7;\n  border-radius: 14px;\n  padding: 20px;\n  margin: 20px 0;\n}\n\n\/* Guarantee *\/\n.guarantee-card {\n  background: #fff5f0;\n  border-left: 4px solid #fd9a49;\n  border-radius: 14px;\n  padding: 22px;\n  margin: 30px 0;\n}\n\n\/* Mobile *\/\n@media (max-width: 480px) {\n  .plate-uk {\n    padding: 16px 10px;\n  }\n  .hero-title {\n    font-size: 17px;\n  }\n  .feature-card, .info-card, .guarantee-card {\n    padding: 16px;\n    font-size: 14px;\n  }\n}\n\u003c\/style\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv class=\"plate-uk\"\u003e\n\n  \u003ch2 class=\"hero-title\"\u003e😂🚽 “Please…” Plate Decoration – For Anyone Who Hates Their Job\u003c\/h2\u003e\n  \u003cp class=\"slogan\"\u003e“Some signs speak the truth… a little too loudly.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n  \u003cp class=\"intro\"\u003eThis hilarious decoration features a miserable toilet paper roll begging for mercy while the toothbrush announces, “I hate my job…”\u003cbr\u003e\n  A painfully relatable joke that instantly adds humour to any bathroom.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n  \u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0617\/7236\/5876\/files\/1_d8fcaa8e-b876-4d2b-9ec7-d7039f5d0114.jpg?v=1775029901\" alt=\"\"\u003e\n\n  \u003ch3\u003e😆 Perfectly Awkward Humour\u003c\/h3\u003e\n  \u003cdiv class=\"feature-card\"\u003e\n    ✔️ Turns an ordinary bathroom into an unexpected comedy zone\u003cbr\u003e\n    ✔️ Great for people who appreciate weird, sarcastic, and slightly ridiculous jokes\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n  \u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0617\/7236\/5876\/files\/7_c34205b3-52e3-4c64-a277-4e70fe1ed886.jpg?v=1775029901\" alt=\"\"\u003e\n\n  \u003ch3\u003e🚻 Made to Get Laughs\u003c\/h3\u003e\n  \u003cdiv class=\"feature-card\"\u003e\n    ✔️ Guaranteed to make guests stop, stare, and laugh\u003cbr\u003e\n    ✔️ The kind of decoration people will point at and say, “Okay, that’s actually funny.”\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n  \u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0617\/7236\/5876\/files\/3_04c2fec5-3811-4c9e-82c8-26d77850549f.jpg?v=1775029901\" alt=\"\"\u003e\n\n  \u003ch3\u003e🏠 Fun for Any Space\u003c\/h3\u003e\n  \u003cdiv class=\"feature-card\"\u003e\n    ✔️ Perfect for bathrooms, guest restrooms, dorms, bars, or game rooms\u003cbr\u003e\n    ✔️ Adds personality to any place that could use a little more humour\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n  \u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0617\/7236\/5876\/files\/6_c0759bd7-859c-47bf-8ad4-d068e6a46bfd.jpg?v=1775029901\" alt=\"\"\u003e\n\n  \u003ch3 class=\"gift-title\"\u003e🎁 A Gift Nobody Expects\u003c\/h3\u003e\n  \u003cdiv class=\"feature-card\"\u003e\n    ✔️ Great for friends, coworkers, roommates, or anyone with a twisted sense of humour\u003cbr\u003e\n    ✔️ Perfect for birthdays, housewarmings, or gag gifts that people actually keep\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n  \u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0617\/7236\/5876\/files\/5_e4d3b1fd-e945-4e6b-92b7-17ce2a2a8cec.jpg?v=1775029901\" alt=\"\"\u003e\n\n  \u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color:#fd9a49\"\u003e🎯 Perfect For\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n  \u003cdiv class=\"feature-card\"\u003e\n    🤣 Bathroom décor with attitude\u003cbr\u003e\n    🧻 People who love sarcastic humour\u003cbr\u003e\n    🎁 Funny gifts that always get a reaction\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003ch2\u003e🎁 Package Includes\u003c\/h2\u003e\n  \u003cdiv class=\"info-card\"\u003e\n    \u003cul\u003e\n      \u003cli\u003e1 × “Please” Metal Plate Decoration\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003c\/ul\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n  \u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0617\/7236\/5876\/files\/8_6ade1f87-b7b5-4aaa-9e69-eff3e53b1dd4.jpg?v=1775029901\" alt=\"\"\u003e\n\n  \u003ch2\u003e❗ Notes\u003c\/h2\u003e\n  \u003cdiv class=\"info-card\"\u003e\n    \u003cul\u003e\n      \u003cli\u003eDue to manual measurements, please allow slight measurement deviations.\u003c\/li\u003e\n      \u003cli\u003eColours may vary slightly due to screen display and lighting effects.\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003c\/ul\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopifycdn.net\/s\/files\/1\/0566\/7461\/5457\/files\/2_d6eb7690-fa08-44a1-a77d-5389a387d08a_480x480.png?v=1659411405\" alt=\"\" style=\"display:block; margin: 0 auto;\"\u003e\n\n  \u003ch2\u003e💛 Our Guarantee\u003c\/h2\u003e\n  \u003cdiv class=\"guarantee-card\"\u003e\n    \u003cul\u003e\n      \u003cli\u003eWe offer a 30-day risk-free guarantee on all products.\u003c\/li\u003e\n      \u003cli\u003eIf you are not fully satisfied, we will ensure you have a positive experience.\u003c\/li\u003e\n      \u003cli\u003eShopping with us is 100% safe and risk-free.\u003c\/li\u003e\n      \u003cli\u003eOur support team is available via email to assist you at any time.\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003c\/ul\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"lovelifeC","offers":[{"title":"S – 6×8 in (15×20 cm)","offer_id":44824562073670,"sku":"JJ260401013-S-1","price":9.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"M – 8×12 in (20×30 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