{"product_id":"sarca","title":"Sarcastic \"Common Sense Policy\" Vintage Metal Sign","description":"\u003cstyle\u003e\n  .uk-common-sense-page {\n    max-width: 920px;\n    margin: 0 auto;\n    padding: 30px 16px 64px;\n    font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;\n    color: #2f2f2f;\n    line-height: 1.7;\n    background: #ffffff;\n  }\n\n  .uk-common-sense-page * {\n    box-sizing: border-box;\n  }\n\n  .uk-common-sense-page h2 {\n    font-size: 30px;\n    line-height: 1.3;\n    text-align: center;\n    color: #232323;\n    margin: 0 0 16px;\n  }\n\n  .uk-common-sense-page h3 {\n    font-size: 23px;\n    line-height: 1.35;\n    color: #232323;\n    margin: 30px 0 12px;\n  }\n\n  .uk-common-sense-page p {\n    font-size: 16px;\n    color: #555555;\n    margin: 0 0 16px;\n  }\n\n  .uk-common-sense-page img {\n    display: block;\n    width: 100%;\n    max-width: 760px;\n    height: auto;\n    margin: 22px auto 30px;\n    border-radius: 16px;\n    box-shadow: 0 8px 24px rgba(20, 20, 20, 0.12);\n  }\n\n  .uk-sign-hero {\n    text-align: center;\n    padding: 36px 22px;\n    margin-bottom: 32px;\n    background: linear-gradient(135deg, #f6f1e8 0%, #ffffff 55%, #eeeeee 100%);\n    border: 1px solid #e4d9c8;\n    border-radius: 22px;\n  }\n\n  .uk-sign-hero p {\n    max-width: 720px;\n    margin-left: auto;\n    margin-right: auto;\n  }\n\n  .uk-sign-badge {\n    display: inline-block;\n    padding: 7px 16px;\n    margin-bottom: 14px;\n    border-radius: 999px;\n    background: #232323;\n    color: #ffffff;\n    font-size: 13px;\n    font-weight: 700;\n    letter-spacing: 0.4px;\n    text-transform: uppercase;\n  }\n\n  .uk-feature-card {\n    padding: 24px;\n    margin: 28px 0;\n    background: #ffffff;\n    border: 1px solid #e4ddd2;\n    border-radius: 20px;\n    box-shadow: 0 8px 22px rgba(20, 20, 20, 0.06);\n  }\n\n  .uk-soft-card {\n    padding: 24px;\n    margin: 28px 0;\n    background: #f8f4ee;\n    border: 1px solid #e8dece;\n    border-radius: 20px;\n  }\n\n  .uk-dark-card {\n    padding: 24px;\n    margin: 28px 0;\n    background: #252525;\n    border-radius: 20px;\n  }\n\n  .uk-dark-card h3,\n  .uk-dark-card p,\n  .uk-dark-card li {\n    color: #ffffff;\n  }\n\n  .uk-list-box {\n    padding: 24px;\n    margin: 30px 0;\n    background: #f8f4ee;\n    border-left: 4px solid #8a6a3e;\n    border-radius: 16px;\n  }\n\n  .uk-common-sense-page ul {\n    padding-left: 22px;\n    margin: 12px 0 0;\n  }\n\n  .uk-common-sense-page li {\n    font-size: 16px;\n    color: #555555;\n    margin: 8px 0;\n  }\n\n  .uk-common-sense-page strong {\n    color: #232323;\n  }\n\n  .uk-final-box {\n    text-align: center;\n    padding: 32px 24px;\n    margin-top: 34px;\n    background: #232323;\n    border-radius: 22px;\n  }\n\n  .uk-final-box h3,\n  .uk-final-box p {\n    color: #ffffff;\n  }\n\n  .uk-final-box h3 {\n    margin-top: 0;\n  }\n\n  .uk-guarantee-img {\n    max-width: 220px !important;\n    box-shadow: none !important;\n    border-radius: 0 !important;\n  }\n\n  @media (max-width: 600px) {\n    .uk-common-sense-page {\n      padding: 22px 12px 52px;\n    }\n\n    .uk-common-sense-page h2 {\n      font-size: 25px;\n    }\n\n    .uk-common-sense-page h3 {\n      font-size: 21px;\n    }\n\n    .uk-common-sense-page p,\n    .uk-common-sense-page li {\n      font-size: 15px;\n    }\n\n    .uk-sign-hero,\n    .uk-feature-card,\n    .uk-soft-card,\n    .uk-dark-card,\n    .uk-list-box,\n    .uk-final-box {\n      padding: 18px;\n      border-radius: 16px;\n    }\n\n    .uk-common-sense-page img {\n      border-radius: 12px;\n      margin: 18px auto 26px;\n    }\n  }\n\u003c\/style\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv class=\"uk-common-sense-page\"\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv class=\"uk-sign-hero\"\u003e\n    \u003cspan class=\"uk-sign-badge\"\u003eBritish Dry Humour Wall Sign\u003c\/span\u003e\n    \u003ch2\u003eA Straight-Talking Sign for People Who Appreciate Common Sense\u003c\/h2\u003e\n    \u003cp\u003e\n      Add a bit of sharp humour to your office, garage, shed, workshop or man cave.\n      This vintage-style sign says what everyone is thinking — without you having to say a word.\n    \u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0617\/7236\/5876\/files\/1_3496996b-cd8f-48b7-b2a4-0e833e56c407.jpg?v=1778404652\" alt=\"Use Common Sense or Leave vintage wall sign\"\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv class=\"uk-feature-card\"\u003e\n    \u003ch3\u003eDry Humour, Loud Message\u003c\/h3\u003e\n    \u003cp\u003e\n      The “Use Common Sense or Leave” message is blunt, funny and just sarcastic enough.\n      It is ideal for anyone who enjoys a bit of no-nonsense humour at home, at work or in their personal space.\n    \u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv class=\"uk-soft-card\"\u003e\n    \u003ch3\u003eAdds Personality Without Trying Too Hard\u003c\/h3\u003e\n    \u003cp\u003e\n      A plain wall can feel a bit empty. This sign adds character instantly, whether you hang it in a home office,\n      garage, workshop, kitchen corner, shed or games room.\n    \u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0617\/7236\/5876\/files\/2_d4b4870c-97e8-4617-8a4f-9426ce87a871.jpg?v=1778404652\" alt=\"Funny common sense wall sign for office garage and workshop\"\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv class=\"uk-feature-card\"\u003e\n    \u003ch3\u003eVintage Rustic Look\u003c\/h3\u003e\n    \u003cp\u003e\n      The distressed print and classic lettering give it a worn-in, retro feel.\n      It suits industrial interiors, garage walls, tool areas, home bars, sheds and casual workspaces.\n    \u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv class=\"uk-dark-card\"\u003e\n    \u003ch3\u003eA Proper Conversation Starter\u003c\/h3\u003e\n    \u003cp\u003e\n      Guests will read it. Someone will laugh. Someone will probably say, “I need one of those.”\n      That is exactly the point.\n    \u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0617\/7236\/5876\/files\/3_0b109c01-3d66-4008-b388-6b9169b846ce.jpg?v=1778404652\" alt=\"Vintage rustic humour sign for man cave office and shed\"\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv class=\"uk-soft-card\"\u003e\n    \u003ch3\u003eEasy to Hang Anywhere\u003c\/h3\u003e\n    \u003cp\u003e\n      Lightweight and simple to display, this sign is easy to add to your favourite spot.\n      Place it on a wall, door, shelf area or workspace for an instant dose of humour.\n    \u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0617\/7236\/5876\/files\/4_55f34fa6-aa4e-4d13-b0db-0e002f8638d0.jpg?v=1778404651\" alt=\"Easy to hang funny vintage wall sign\"\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv class=\"uk-list-box\"\u003e\n    \u003ch3\u003ePerfect For\u003c\/h3\u003e\n    \u003cul\u003e\n      \u003cli\u003eHome offices and work desks\u003c\/li\u003e\n      \u003cli\u003eGarages, sheds and workshops\u003c\/li\u003e\n      \u003cli\u003eMan caves and games rooms\u003c\/li\u003e\n      \u003cli\u003eKitchen corners and casual wall décor\u003c\/li\u003e\n      \u003cli\u003eHome bars and hobby rooms\u003c\/li\u003e\n      \u003cli\u003eFunny housewarming, birthday or Secret Santa gifts\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003c\/ul\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv class=\"uk-feature-card\"\u003e\n    \u003ch3\u003eWhy You’ll Like It\u003c\/h3\u003e\n    \u003cul\u003e\n      \u003cli\u003eBlunt message with dry British-style humour.\u003c\/li\u003e\n      \u003cli\u003eAdds personality to plain walls and workspaces.\u003c\/li\u003e\n      \u003cli\u003eVintage distressed look for a rustic feel.\u003c\/li\u003e\n      \u003cli\u003eLightweight and easy to hang.\u003c\/li\u003e\n      \u003cli\u003eA fun gift for people with a sarcastic sense of humour.\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003c\/ul\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0617\/7236\/5876\/files\/5_ccc54ddb-45da-49d6-9a3c-d54742755c47.jpg?v=1778404651\" alt=\"Common sense policy sign for garage office workshop and man cave\"\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv class=\"uk-soft-card\"\u003e\n    \u003ch3\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\n    \u003cul\u003e\n      \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eProduct:\u003c\/strong\u003e “Use Common Sense or Leave” Wall Sign\u003c\/li\u003e\n      \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eStyle:\u003c\/strong\u003e Vintage, rustic, sarcastic humour\u003c\/li\u003e\n      \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUse For:\u003c\/strong\u003e Office, garage, shed, workshop, kitchen, home bar or man cave\u003c\/li\u003e\n      \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBest For:\u003c\/strong\u003e Wall décor, funny gifts and conversation-starting spaces\u003c\/li\u003e\n      \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePackage Includes:\u003c\/strong\u003e 1 × Common Sense Wall Sign\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003c\/ul\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv class=\"uk-feature-card\"\u003e\n    \u003ch3\u003eNotes\u003c\/h3\u003e\n    \u003cul\u003e\n      \u003cli\u003ePlease allow slight measurement differences due to manual measurement.\u003c\/li\u003e\n      \u003cli\u003eThe actual colour may vary slightly due to lighting, screen settings and photography conditions.\u003c\/li\u003e\n      \u003cli\u003eMounting method may depend on the surface and your preferred display position.\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003c\/ul\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cimg class=\"uk-guarantee-img\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopifycdn.net\/s\/files\/1\/0566\/7461\/5457\/files\/2_d6eb7690-fa08-44a1-a77d-5389a387d08a_480x480.png?v=1659411405\" alt=\"30 day guarantee\"\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv class=\"uk-soft-card\"\u003e\n    \u003ch3\u003eOur Guarantee\u003c\/h3\u003e\n    \u003cul\u003e\n      \u003cli\u003eShop with confidence with our 30-day guarantee.\u003c\/li\u003e\n      \u003cli\u003eIf there is any issue with your order, our support team will do their best to help.\u003c\/li\u003e\n      \u003cli\u003eYour satisfaction is important to us.\u003c\/li\u003e\n      \u003cli\u003eIf you need help, please contact us by email.\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003c\/ul\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv class=\"uk-final-box\"\u003e\n    \u003ch3\u003eLet the Sign Say It for You\u003c\/h3\u003e\n    \u003cp\u003e\n      Sharp, simple and just rude enough — a proper little wall sign for anyone who still believes common sense should be standard.\n    \u003c\/p\u003e\n  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